RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Wchnu - 02-25-2021
I use an older laptop as my computer here in the hutch. Recently the mouse pad decided to take a nose dive on me. I have now solved that problem by adding a wireless mouse and keyboard. I also connected it to a larger monitor. So in effect I have turned it into a kind of docking station. It is now a lot easier to read and the new full size keyboard is just really nice.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION (We are talking shaving here no need to call the Pelosi for my seditious remarks on Revolution)
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Bird Lives - 02-27-2021
(02-25-2021, 01:18 AM)Wchnu Wrote: (02-24-2021, 03:12 AM)GAW9576 Wrote: Sorry to hear that buddy. We'll keep praying for the right job.
The post is a good one. The pay is not so much. I have no issues starting and working up. I will work this one and get all I can out of it until something better pops up. I am a little put out by the chain of events but that is just how it goes sometimes.
Do you like this post better than what you were doing before? I know sometimes when the bread drops on a gig, so does some of the responsibilities. I hope that's the case here... it can be kind of cool to just lay in that pocket, til something better comes along.
And I'm with you on the Glock thing... They are great pieces, but I'm a traditionalist with how a pistol feels.... I Heard Shadowsdad say too many years with 1911s...Im guilty of that aswell... I also love how a fine tuned double action revolver feels as all the parts move like a Swiss watch.
I'm with everyone one here, in hoping and praying that you find the work situation that you want.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Wchnu - 02-28-2021
(02-27-2021, 11:11 PM)Bird Lives Wrote: (02-25-2021, 01:18 AM)Wchnu Wrote: The post is a good one. The pay is not so much. I have no issues starting and working up. I will work this one and get all I can out of it until something better pops up. I am a little put out by the chain of events but that is just how it goes sometimes.
Do you like this post better than what you were doing before? I know sometimes when the bread drops on a gig, so does some of the responsibilities. I hope that's the case here... it can be kind of cool to just lay in that pocket, til something better comes along.
And I'm with you on the Glock thing... They are great pieces, but I'm a traditionalist with how a pistol feels.... I Heard Shadowsdad say too many years with 1911s...Im guilty of that aswell... I also love how a fine tuned double action revolver feels as all the parts move like a Swiss watch.
I'm with everyone one here, in hoping and praying that you find the work situation that you want. Oh it is a HUGEEEEE drop in stress. That is one thing to the plus side. Until I stopped walking into it all the time I did not notice how much stress that people at the plant caused. my real complaint is how they went about it. I am quiet ok with laying back and just working a real security job for awhile.
I hope you guys are rocking along over there!! I read a lot of BBC News online and I always make sure to check on that part of the world.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - ShadowsDad - 02-28-2021
No stress is a really good thing. It will take years off of lives and results in all sorts of problems.
Story... I worked for a real dirtbag company that treated the workers like crap. But they paid well and In Maine that's not easy to find. Then I retired. Many physical issues I had disappeared. I run into people once in awhile while shopping and I always ask, "Have the nightmares stopped?". Everyone looks at me like I have 2 heads and the response pretty much was always, "How did you know? I never told anyone.". Yeah, none of us ever discussed it. But we're all human. I had physical ailments that disappeared after the stress was lifted.
Wanting nothing but the best for you Fuzzy.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Flintstone - 02-28-2021
I thought I'd put out a Public Service Announcement (please note this is 90% vent/rant and 99% sarcasm). It's that time of year, in certain parts of the world, where a young man's fancy turns to making a pile of stuff and setting it on fire. Yes, it's burn pile time!!! It's also stump burning time as well. So here are a few tips on how to endear yourself to your neighbors and local fire department -- and these tips are all based on actual recent events:
- Make sure you pick a sufficiently windy day. Remember, fire likes oxygen, and burning embers of leaves, paper and other detritus truly enjoy being picked up by the wind and carried towards your home, your neighbors, a dry field, or better yet -- the woods by your house.
- Make sure you do NOT put a fire line around the fire to contain it, or if you do, make sure it's only about an inch wide. Fire doesn't like to be contained, and you don't want your neighbors to think you can't handle a simple burn pile without something like a fire line to contain the burn.
- This one is VERY important. A watched fire never burns, so wait for the dew to get off the ground in the morning, set your pile on fire around lunch time, then go in and eat, take a nap, and just generally ignore the burning pile. I can almost guarantee that when you go to check on your handiwork in a couple of hours, you'll be delighted to see how much your pile has burned down, and how close the fire is to your home, your neighbor's home, the woods in your back yard, etc.
- If the fire does get away from you, don't call 911 right away; make a half-a$$ attempt at trying to put it out....a little more time of it burning out of control probably won't cost you much in the long run. Seriously, it's not like your closest fire department is probably at least 20 minutes away (especially since it's an all volunteer force and they have to drop what they're doing, get to the station for the tanker, gator, water packs, etc).
- When the fire department gets there and gets the fire under control, make sure that after they've saved your house, your neighbor's house and most of the surrounding area, be sure to yell at them when they start to put out the start of the fire (e.g., a burning stump). It took you some time to get that stump to start burning, and most everything's been burned out around the stump, so let it keep going. It's not like an ember may fly out and manage to get something else burning. Plus, the fire department can always come back....they enjoy dropping everything in their life so that they can deal with your stupidity, it gives them purpose.
As a side note, remember that plastics burn really well, and firefighters (as well as your neighbors) will enjoy having years shaved off their lives breathing in toxic smoke....so make sure you put those polypropene containers, tires and other synthetics in with the leaves, pine straw and green wood -- the smoke is beautiful looking, and goodness knows that I always enjoy breathing it in and smelling like Linden, New Jersey for the next couple of weeks (no disrespect to NJ'ers, it really is a beautiful state).
- Lastly, if you're going to do a "controlled" burn on some acreage -- whether it's just a few acres or over 100 (last one of these was 200 acres). Make sure you do NOT tell your neighbors, do NOT give the fire department a heads-up, and do NOT tell your local forestry authority....people love to be surprised when they see smoke; I'm sure they won't send every pumper, tanker, gator and service vehicle (along with an ambulance crew to support the firefighters) out to your site. And if you're really lucky, a rookie firefighter won't recognize that this could be a possible controlled burn when they see it, and they'll do everything in their power to pour water on the stuff you're trying to burn.
Hey, I get it....stuff happens; but the above scenarios happen so regularly (especially around spring time) that the old timers basically tell us to just go sit at the fire station on a nice spring day in the afternoon, and hook up the trailers with the gators and make sure the tankers are ready to roll. It's 450 square miles of trees, hay fields and (increasingly) folks moving into 1 to 2 acre lots that the local farmers have sold into makeshift communities. There are relatively few hydrants, so we bring our own water to a fire and then look around for the closest ponds, or have the tankers drive several miles to a water source and shuttle the water to the fire. Bottom line, fire is serious business everywhere, but in an area where it's all volunteers, and water isn't readily available, things go from bad to worse very quickly.
Thanks for letting me put out my sarcastic PSA!
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - ShadowsDad - 02-28-2021
Flintstone, we basically live in the forest, as do most all of my neighbors. A recent landowner, from the city, decided last year to burn a huge brush pile on a very windy day last autumn. No one was amused. What a moron! He was able to get a burning permit and I suppose he thought that meant he didn't need to apply common sense. The fire dept came and put the idiots fire out.
We are soooo careful with fire. I just wish others were too.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Ordinaryshaver - 02-28-2021
So, what your saying is this, do everything possible to burn as much junk as possible, then get pissed when you can't let it burn out of control?
You forgot to add in the part about sitting in the driveway with a garden hose and a 6 pack.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - GAW9576 - 03-02-2021
(02-28-2021, 07:10 PM)Flintstone Wrote: I thought I'd put out a Public Service Announcement (please note this is 90% vent/rant and 99% sarcasm). It's that time of year, in certain parts of the world, where a young man's fancy turns to making a pile of stuff and setting it on fire. Yes, it's burn pile time!!! It's also stump burning time as well. So here are a few tips on how to endear yourself to your neighbors and local fire department -- and these tips are all based on actual recent events:
- Make sure you pick a sufficiently windy day. Remember, fire likes oxygen, and burning embers of leaves, paper and other detritus truly enjoy being picked up by the wind and carried towards your home, your neighbors, a dry field, or better yet -- the woods by your house.
- Make sure you do NOT put a fire line around the fire to contain it, or if you do, make sure it's only about an inch wide. Fire doesn't like to be contained, and you don't want your neighbors to think you can't handle a simple burn pile without something like a fire line to contain the burn.
- This one is VERY important. A watched fire never burns, so wait for the dew to get off the ground in the morning, set your pile on fire around lunch time, then go in and eat, take a nap, and just generally ignore the burning pile. I can almost guarantee that when you go to check on your handiwork in a couple of hours, you'll be delighted to see how much your pile has burned down, and how close the fire is to your home, your neighbor's home, the woods in your back yard, etc.
- If the fire does get away from you, don't call 911 right away; make a half-a$$ attempt at trying to put it out....a little more time of it burning out of control probably won't cost you much in the long run. Seriously, it's not like your closest fire department is probably at least 20 minutes away (especially since it's an all volunteer force and they have to drop what they're doing, get to the station for the tanker, gator, water packs, etc).
- When the fire department gets there and gets the fire under control, make sure that after they've saved your house, your neighbor's house and most of the surrounding area, be sure to yell at them when they start to put out the start of the fire (e.g., a burning stump). It took you some time to get that stump to start burning, and most everything's been burned out around the stump, so let it keep going. It's not like an ember may fly out and manage to get something else burning. Plus, the fire department can always come back....they enjoy dropping everything in their life so that they can deal with your stupidity, it gives them purpose.
As a side note, remember that plastics burn really well, and firefighters (as well as your neighbors) will enjoy having years shaved off their lives breathing in toxic smoke....so make sure you put those polypropene containers, tires and other synthetics in with the leaves, pine straw and green wood -- the smoke is beautiful looking, and goodness knows that I always enjoy breathing it in and smelling like Linden, New Jersey for the next couple of weeks (no disrespect to NJ'ers, it really is a beautiful state).
- Lastly, if you're going to do a "controlled" burn on some acreage -- whether it's just a few acres or over 100 (last one of these was 200 acres). Make sure you do NOT tell your neighbors, do NOT give the fire department a heads-up, and do NOT tell your local forestry authority....people love to be surprised when they see smoke; I'm sure they won't send every pumper, tanker, gator and service vehicle (along with an ambulance crew to support the firefighters) out to your site. And if you're really lucky, a rookie firefighter won't recognize that this could be a possible controlled burn when they see it, and they'll do everything in their power to pour water on the stuff you're trying to burn.
Hey, I get it....stuff happens; but the above scenarios happen so regularly (especially around spring time) that the old timers basically tell us to just go sit at the fire station on a nice spring day in the afternoon, and hook up the trailers with the gators and make sure the tankers are ready to roll. It's 450 square miles of trees, hay fields and (increasingly) folks moving into 1 to 2 acre lots that the local farmers have sold into makeshift communities. There are relatively few hydrants, so we bring our own water to a fire and then look around for the closest ponds, or have the tankers drive several miles to a water source and shuttle the water to the fire. Bottom line, fire is serious business everywhere, but in an area where it's all volunteers, and water isn't readily available, things go from bad to worse very quickly.
Thanks for letting me put out my sarcastic PSA!
Even your rants are enjoyable to read. BTW you forgot to mention how good gasoline works to get a weak fire going better.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - bcshaves - 03-02-2021
(02-28-2021, 07:10 PM)Flintstone Wrote: I thought I'd put out a Public Service Announcement (please note this is 90% vent/rant and 99% sarcasm). It's that time of year, in certain parts of the world, where a young man's fancy turns to making a pile of stuff and setting it on fire. Yes, it's burn pile time!!! It's also stump burning time as well. So here are a few tips on how to endear yourself to your neighbors and local fire department -- and these tips are all based on actual recent events:
- Make sure you pick a sufficiently windy day. Remember, fire likes oxygen, and burning embers of leaves, paper and other detritus truly enjoy being picked up by the wind and carried towards your home, your neighbors, a dry field, or better yet -- the woods by your house.
- Make sure you do NOT put a fire line around the fire to contain it, or if you do, make sure it's only about an inch wide. Fire doesn't like to be contained, and you don't want your neighbors to think you can't handle a simple burn pile without something like a fire line to contain the burn.
- This one is VERY important. A watched fire never burns, so wait for the dew to get off the ground in the morning, set your pile on fire around lunch time, then go in and eat, take a nap, and just generally ignore the burning pile. I can almost guarantee that when you go to check on your handiwork in a couple of hours, you'll be delighted to see how much your pile has burned down, and how close the fire is to your home, your neighbor's home, the woods in your back yard, etc.
- If the fire does get away from you, don't call 911 right away; make a half-a$$ attempt at trying to put it out....a little more time of it burning out of control probably won't cost you much in the long run. Seriously, it's not like your closest fire department is probably at least 20 minutes away (especially since it's an all volunteer force and they have to drop what they're doing, get to the station for the tanker, gator, water packs, etc).
- When the fire department gets there and gets the fire under control, make sure that after they've saved your house, your neighbor's house and most of the surrounding area, be sure to yell at them when they start to put out the start of the fire (e.g., a burning stump). It took you some time to get that stump to start burning, and most everything's been burned out around the stump, so let it keep going. It's not like an ember may fly out and manage to get something else burning. Plus, the fire department can always come back....they enjoy dropping everything in their life so that they can deal with your stupidity, it gives them purpose.
As a side note, remember that plastics burn really well, and firefighters (as well as your neighbors) will enjoy having years shaved off their lives breathing in toxic smoke....so make sure you put those polypropene containers, tires and other synthetics in with the leaves, pine straw and green wood -- the smoke is beautiful looking, and goodness knows that I always enjoy breathing it in and smelling like Linden, New Jersey for the next couple of weeks (no disrespect to NJ'ers, it really is a beautiful state).
- Lastly, if you're going to do a "controlled" burn on some acreage -- whether it's just a few acres or over 100 (last one of these was 200 acres). Make sure you do NOT tell your neighbors, do NOT give the fire department a heads-up, and do NOT tell your local forestry authority....people love to be surprised when they see smoke; I'm sure they won't send every pumper, tanker, gator and service vehicle (along with an ambulance crew to support the firefighters) out to your site. And if you're really lucky, a rookie firefighter won't recognize that this could be a possible controlled burn when they see it, and they'll do everything in their power to pour water on the stuff you're trying to burn.
Hey, I get it....stuff happens; but the above scenarios happen so regularly (especially around spring time) that the old timers basically tell us to just go sit at the fire station on a nice spring day in the afternoon, and hook up the trailers with the gators and make sure the tankers are ready to roll. It's 450 square miles of trees, hay fields and (increasingly) folks moving into 1 to 2 acre lots that the local farmers have sold into makeshift communities. There are relatively few hydrants, so we bring our own water to a fire and then look around for the closest ponds, or have the tankers drive several miles to a water source and shuttle the water to the fire. Bottom line, fire is serious business everywhere, but in an area where it's all volunteers, and water isn't readily available, things go from bad to worse very quickly.
Thanks for letting me put out my sarcastic PSA!
One would think that all of this should be known. I like to build a fire in my back yard and cook on it and I know not to do some of this stuff. Enjoyed reading what you have to say! Really funny. Any time I build a fire I dig a hole and make sure to clean up around it so that there is nothing that could burn around it. I should get a fire extinguisher just to be safe but I have yet to burn down my house or my neighbors house. But I am not too worried as I have a fire station a few hundred feet away.
RE: The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing) - Wchnu - 05-07-2021
Headed out for another night at work. Had a great shave to start the night. No pic or anything. Hope everyone is doing good.
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