The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing)

[Old Sarge]

Well GAW9576...lets hope my endodontist isn't a wet shaver using any shaving soap/splash with Blood in the title! Your humor hits the spot! And so full of wisdom! Must have been a helluva job getting that one out! 

Seems like dropping the usernames is working thus far. Kind of a bummer that mentioned folks won't get an alert.

I'd try scotch taken internally. Good luck with it.

Shadows Dad The Scotch sounds like a good idea. 

Old Sarge. 
At one point the girl from the front desk ame back and asked me to stop yelling so loud. She said I was hurting they ears in the front. I was in the furthest room back. I think I was actually scaring other patients not hurting anyone's ears 
When the oral surgeon finally got that tooth out he held it up, looked at it and said " MY GOD THAT'S THE BIGGEST TOOTH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

 Well, GAW9576, that makes total sense to me. It takes a big mouth to hold the biggest tooth ever! 

The procedure went well and I'm now home waiting for the 800mg of ibuprofen to kick in. The dentist was a real pro. He's got 40 years of experience, lives in Florida and comes to Atlanta Metro every other week for three days to work at three different locations. One of the locations is 5 miles from our home, but unfortunately no appointments available there. Had to travel 65 miles, but worth it!